Now that I own a thermometer, it has become my newest toy. This will probably be more than anyone ever wanted to know about my body temperature and health, but I find it interesting, and this is afterall my goddamn blog, so shove it and deal.
I woke up this morning and took my temperature: 96.2. WTF??? I was glad the thermometer no longer read 101.8, but isn’t 96.2 a bit TOO low? Noon, I take my temperature: 96.8. Umm … okay. 4pm (just now), I take my temperature again: 96.5. So um… yeah okay.
Google google google “body temperature” later, and here are the things that the googlized internet had to say:
“There is a range of 97.5 to 98.9 of “typical” body temperatures measured under the tongue.”
- I guess I am “atypical”; my mom always did tell me I was special …
“Perhaps 1 in 20 people have temperatures even a bit lower or higher.”
- Does 1 whole degree count as being “a bit” lower?
“The elderly have lower temperatures, perhaps because metabolism slows with age.”
- This must mean I’m mature for my age. Though I thought I had a high metabolism?
“When back pain is accompanied by fever, serious conditions such as a kidney infection; bone, joint or disk infection; tumor; or bloodstream infection come to mind”
- CRAP!! That sounds really serious!!! My neck and back were INDEED sore yesterday … hmm …..