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January 9, 2006 at 11:51 pm · Filed under dating/relationships

Browsing Amazon again, I found the following table of contents (from He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys, by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo):

He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out.
He’s just not that into you if he’s not calling you
He’s just not that into you if he’s not dating you
He’s just not that into you if he’s not having sex with you
He’s just not that into you if he’s having sex with someone else
He’s just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he’s drunk
He’s just not that into you if he doesn’t want to marry you
He’s just not that into you if he’s breaking up with you
He’s just not that into you if he’s disappeared on you
He’s just not that into you if he’s married (and other insane variations of being unavailable)
He’s just not that into you if he’s a selfish jerk, a bully, or a really big freak

Okay, okay, I get the point. But I must ask, when is he EVER into me?

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Paula wrote @ January 10th, 2006 at 10:35 pm

i adored this book when i read it. in fact, it’s really helped me relax about dating - rule number 1 you already know: boys are dumb, and unless they wise up to that first, you don’t wan’em.

Paula wrote @ January 10th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

to answer your question, he’s into you when he thinks you’re the girl for him. and if he doesn’t, “you don’t wan’em.” don’t you remember!?!? “I DO WOT I WANT!”

Liang wrote @ January 13th, 2006 at 12:54 am

I just noticed a problem in IE that both your WordPressed webpage and mine both share: the blog title on the single-post entry is too close to the left-aligned and right-aligned links above it. I simply can’t work out how to fix it.

GRR!! Internet Explorer SUCKS!!! Firefox kicks ASS.

Duncan Brook wrote @ January 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm

By definition, he’s probably into you when he’s having sex with you. Ahem. I did not just write that.

Conjured Activism » new look for a new year wrote @ January 10th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

[…] Honestly, the old theme was starting to get on my nerves. There were serious code glitches everywhere, causing incompatibilities with Firefox versus IE versus other browsers I didn’t even have the energy to bother to check. I thought I had fixed most of them, but there were a few elusive ones that never got addressed (see fellow CSS-nerd and site-overhauler, Liang’s comment on this post). Hopefully, with this new theme, things are more under control, and more consistent from browser to browser, and view format to view format (ie. main view versus archives view). […]