My friend, while talking about his girlfriend, who wouldn’t let him break up with her because “you can’t break up unless both people agree”:
him: the only other time i’ve ever heard of someone not allowing a break up was on seinfield
him: I feel immasculated, like i lost some manhood; i couldn’t even break up right
him: though i’ll be using condoms, just in case she’s gone crazy
me: was she on the pill?
him: yeah
him: it’s something 4 years ago that i would have never said
Where’s the logic? When did both people have to agree in order for a breakup to happen? Using condoms just in case the gf’s gone crazy? Where are we? In a soap opera or something full of back-stabbing, conniving, vixen girlfriends?
Absolutely hilarious.