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my roommate

I have not seen my roommate once since two weekends ago. She has been in her room twice since then, but she closes her door when she hears me, and thus the only time I saw her was as she was leaving the apartment while I was coming in. Her average length of stay each of those times is approximately 10 minutes. Now granted, I am in my office during the day, so if she’s around then, I wouldn’t know. But wouldn’t she be in her office/lab too?

The third time she was around was this morning. I heard her walking around her room when I woke up (she was not here last night). She then proceeded to use the bathroom/take a shower for a total of 45 minutes, no joke. Her shower was 30 minutes long. It was almost as if she hasn’t taken a shower in 2 weeks. And I am bitter because I scrubbed that tub clean last weekend, and she with one shower has managed to get hair everywhere and the tub unclean again.

These are minor things. Now, let’s talk about the fridge. She has bag after bag of mysterious things in the kitchen fridge that takes up two shelves (there are 3 shelves total). 80% of the bags contain thing (maybe vegetables) that are rotting, ie, there is nasty liquid coming out of the bags. She also has a bowl of what was originally cooked wide noodles with some meat in the fridge. When I first saw it about 2 months ago, I wasn’t around the apartment much, so I thought she’d make a bowl of these noodles every week, and I just happened to always see it in the fridge. Then I talked to my other roommate and found out that no, it’s the same bowl of noodles that sits there week after week after week. At least it has seran wrap over it.

I have consolidated all of her things onto the bottom two shelves in the fridge, threw away one bag of stuff that was really dripping badly, and now I use the top shelf. Does she not realize that she still has stuff in there? Where does she go every day if she’s not coming back here? Why is she such an unkempt girl?

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