Instead of studying for my french test, I started to look through all of the folders in My Documents on my desktop. Stumbled on some priceless quotes from those good ol’ eschool days:
Spence: i think engineering frats have gender confusion because the girls are still considered brothers
Brad: but really it’s only the girls who are confused because they think they are boys…
Spence: yeah but the boys are confused too because they look at the girls and think the girls are boys and then they’d be confused about what they are themselves. Wouldn’t you think that’d be a dysfunctional family?
brad: Every time an albino whale breaches, it sunburns. it’s like, is that a whale or a giant tomato??
vince: yeah! like, a tomato is a vegetarian version of a whale!
valter: come to think of it, almost all animals in africa are poisonous
me: even giraffes?
valter: only if you kiss them
me: yeah… if it were a date, i just simultaneously cheated on 3 different guys all at the same time with all of them present
philip: I knew you were good
gordon: star trek:nemesis is b-a-d, bad. if you TLBed it, it’d just come out bad, like it would be hard-wired to bad
(I guess this is only funny if you know what TLBs are.)
me: so why are you so happy vince?
jess: vince exchanged url’s with a girl
vince: yeah, she SO gave me her universal resource locator
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