Sorry to hear you got hit! Really glad you’re OK though. I’ve only been snowboarding once, and I was lucky enough to avoid getting nailed by anyone (this may be because I was only brave enough to slide down the snow pile carefully constructed by two random 5 year olds. JK!) You should come to AZ and hike. Much safer – only thing that can cut you is cactus, and that’s nothing considering all the needles you’ve just been poked by! Oh, except we do have rattlesnakes. But you just need to carry a good hunting knife, so at least you have a fighting chance. I mean, you can’t carry a knife on the slopes and jab at everyone who gets too close to your tail. :-)

Just think, with all that down time you’ll be able to finish He’s Just Not That Into You. By the time you’re walking normally again, you’ll be a dating fiend! :-)

Get well soon!